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Blue-Parade member since 27/06/00 600 entries Gold Edition

Description: Heather is somewhat nifty.

Strengths: Uncanny ability to retain useless information about animation. Excellent telephone voice. Can deal with the elderly and senile on a daily basis while still retaining some shreds of her own sanity. Makes pretty things from fimo. Knows all the words to all the songs on every Tragically Hip album.

Weaknesses: Easily distracted by cute cats and shiny objects. Spends too much money on used books, dollar store treasures and cds. Ankles that sometimes seem to have minds of their own.

Special Skills: Is able to recite several classic Looney Tunes cartoons in their entirety, not to mention long passages from The Simpsons,The Tick, Buffy, and X-files.

Weapons: Her ever-present overloaded and heavy purse packs quite a punch. Under her quiet exterior lurks a sarcastic streak.

Little Known Fact: Never learned to ride a bicycle.