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2001-06-22 - 9:42 p.m.� Sometimes spam makes me giggle. This delicious slice of spam arrived in my inbox a yesterday: GET RID OF SURFACE BODY FAT! CELLULITE MELTS AWAY! LOVE HANDLES DISAPPEAR! GET RID OF THE STUBBORN AREAS OF FAT! FINALLY THERE'S CUTTING GEL, a patented, transdermal gel that Penetrates deep into the skin to help mobilize stubborn body FAT ON CONTACT! THAT's RIGHT! A CLINICALLY PROVEN, PENETRATING GEL THAT DISSOLVES SURFACE BODY FAT WHEREVER IT IS APPLIED! See Results in as little as 10 DAYS!! It is designed to work directly on your ABS, THIGHS, GLUTES or ANYWHERE ELSE you rub it in!! It's called CUTTING GEL and it's finally available in the United States.... in it's full undiluted strength! FIND OUT MORE CLICK HERE: http://216.234.228.61/CuttingGel1.htm I'm not putting up a direct link to that. If you are really curious, you can cut and paste it. I was curious, and I checked the link. I must say, although it was pretty what I expected it to be, it was fairly amusing. I liked their liberal use of the word "FACT" throughout the site. I also enjoyed how they never really say how this stuff actually "cuts fat." Oh sure, they hit you over the head with quasi-scientific words and phrases like "transdermal gel formulation" and "fat-emulsifying," but they do not tell you a damn thing about how this stuff emulsifies fat. Nor do they mention exactly what this stuff you're supposed to rub on your body is made of. And judging from the "catch" on the 3rd page of the site, that tells you that the fat cutting gel only works along with calorie cutting and exercising, I'm guessing that it is possibly a mixture of snake oil and headcheese. And just think! It could be yours for the low introductory price of $99.00! But really, I'd say it's a bargain at any price.
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